Sunday, 27 February 2022

4 Science Fiction Nightmares at the edge of Madness (New Poem)

 















(1)

Talking with strangers

she only realised she was talking with strangers

when she saw her husband’s rocket

get shot down orbiting Mars


(2)

Nobody thought the terrorists on Venus

could get through their Robot Fleet

until ship after ship fell through the heavens

like apples from a decaying tree.


(3)

Gazing away from the rings of Saturn

the fall from the hatch into the darkness

felt endless across the pull of space

until the Captain pulled you sharply back


(4)

Falling towards the Earth from the Moon

the darkness never felt less threatening

as the heat from the atmosphere

tears apart your engine then your boosters.


Thursday, 24 February 2022

The art in trying to find the right Podcast (Part 7)

 













I wasn't planning to do a part 7 in this series of terrible pitches to Podcasts but this one came through before on Matchmaker.fm to my Book Review Reading in Bed Podcast I do with my wife, Amanda and it was frankly so bad I thought it deserved to be shamed straight away.

Reading in Bed for those who don't know is a Book Review Podcast which is now in it's 5th year and does fairly well, and I know for a fact on Matchmaker.fm it tells people quite clearly what we do and this gentleman didn't bother reading it and just sent this through. I won't name him, and have removed a few of his personal details and other bits and piecesbut I am sure if you are interested you will be able to find him.

We won't be that's for sure in particular when it starts off with literally as you'll see 'Reading time: approximately 1min 45seconds' and gets worse as it goes along. 

It's not even like it is a attempt to be tailored to be talking about a Book he wants to have reviewed.

I also think he'll do well to get any bookings from this to be honest. 

Reading time: Approximately 1min 45seconds Real joy and real happiness stay with you, through the difficult times in life.

Joy is very important because it is one of the antidotes to mental fog. Mental fog affects everything you do in this life, even your ability to Sing In Public.

Many things contribute to mental fog. To include, but not limited to: fear, doubt, anxiety, faulty planning, faulty goal setting, Unforgiveness, perfectionism, pride, self-guilt, lust, jealousy, trust issues, accepting the mental fog of others, etc. I would like to be a guest on your show, and talk to you about my upcoming character training exercise, Singing In Public.

You might be thinking, this has absolutely nothing to do with me or my niche. But this is not so, because mental fog will even affect your performance on your podcast. Please remember this, life is only going to get more difficult. If you want to still do a good job with your podcast, in the middle of the difficult times; bitterness and fear free, you will need help preparing your character to handle the difficult times. What value will I bring to you and your guest?? I will talk about getting rid of mental fog. Your performance on your podcast is at stake. I will also talk about preparing your character, so that you can endure the difficult times in life, with joy.

What Else?? One way to prepare your character is to sing in public. It will help you gain joy and more comprehensively overcome fear. It is not wise to cater this message specifically to you. 

There I will post things that will help you build trust with me. I hope this message helped you learn one thing, joy is an antidote to mental fog. Joy must be earned though, through intense training and character preparation.

Corona virus was a sample of the journey ahead. It is going to be a tough one. Get your character prepared for the tough times.

Book me as a guest; I’m eager to help you get prepared. Please don’t give up on life. I need you to keep moving forward.”



Sunday, 20 February 2022

Speak Easy Readers March 2022

 









* Speak Easy News * 

Late bit later than I planned but here is the complete list of readers for our next show in March (Thursday 03 March 2022 doors opening at 7.15pm for a 7.30pm start). 

All slots have gone now and we are operating a subs list if anybody wishes to read on it.

Confirmed readers are: 

Mike Booth

Esther Koch

Anthony Briscoe

David Bond

Chris Moore

April Manderson

Darren Lea-grime

Alicia Fitton

Gordon Zola

Eve Nortley

Rosie Reyworth  

Hannah Eve Kilgore 

Michael John Holme

Leon Johnson

Mark Jackson 

Andy Cash

Rebecca Phythian

Roy Page

Andy Npoet

Amanda Nicholson

Steve Smythe

Antonia Fusaro

Amy Langley

Isabelle Byrne

Zara

Grant Curnow

Siobhan Hoy

Scott Hill



If you think I have missed you off in error or you wish to go on the subs list please email me on aen1mpo@yahoo.co.uk

Don't forget Mike Booth (https://www.facebook.com/mike.booth.18062)  is guest hosting Write Out Loud Sale tomorrow night. I believe there is slots going. PM him direct if you are interested.

Saturday, 19 February 2022

Birth of the Author (How to finish a novel after forty years after numerous attempts Part 4)

 











(NB. In the next part of this series, I will discuss how this lend into what became 'The Return of the Author' which I am working on at the moment but for fun, I thought I would include for you to read the original first few pages of the Promise (later Return of the Author) which I originally wrote in 1990. This does need state the version of the book at the moment is nothing like this atall and this is shared as a example which I will discuss more next time how my writing has changed over time)


The Promise (Original title of ‘The Return of the Author – 1990 manscript

Prologue

The sky was dark and moody. It seemed to fit the mood felt by all that at the graveyard. Funerals are meant to be full of people mourning for the person that was buried. No mourners were at this funeral. The Old Man that was buried here was that hated. The only people that were here for the Priest that was conducting the funeral, the tattered remains of the dead man’s rich family who were more interested in the dead man’s money than the dead man himself and lastly one very confused strange who wasn’t quite sure still why he had been summoned here.

I, Ross Barnes was that confused stranger. I didn’t understand why I had been summoned here. I had never heard of this man that was been buried until I got that letter through the post a couple of weeks asking me to come to the funeral. At first, I thought it was a practical joke being played on me but when I saw the airplane ticket that would take me to the funeral in America inside the envelope. I changed my mind because I could see the ticket was real.

Storm clouds remained in the sky as the funeral drew slowly to its conclusion. I know the Storm clouds weren’t going to die down once this funeral ended. Only when the funeral ended I knew then the trouble would really begin. Most, probably all of the dead man’s family were penny-pinching bastards who only wanted to get as much out of the old man as they could. That was easy to tell for when the old man was being lowered into the ground. I could see no tears or sadness being acted out by any of his family.

Rain started pouring down towards the end of the funeral, making me feel even more cold, wet, frozen and miserable. I turned around and pulled off my rack sack, trying to find the brolley that was tucked inside it. It was during this short time I remember seeing a strange dressed in a black cloak watching the funeral from a long, long distance away outside the graveyard. He sent a tremor of fear throughout my body from looking at him. I asked Jackson, the Chauffeur ‘Any idea whose’s that?’

Nope’ was his answer ‘Probably just some traveller’.

I nodded my head and made it look like I agreed.

Inside all my instincts were telling me the opposite.

They were telling me that this was no passing traveller.

He or she were here for a reasons it scared me to try and think of this reason.



The Promise (Original title of ‘The Return of the Author – 1990 manscript)

Chapter One

I watched from outside the graveyard as the corpse of Jessie Brennan was slowly lowed down into the ground. Out of respect for the him, I didn’t make any more in any closer to watch the Funeral. Throughout this world it was generally believed with a few expectactions, I man called the Author was dead. It had been believed I had been killed in a car accident 23 years before.

I didn’t die.

I faked it so I could leave Earth to live on Mars with a selected core of friends. I had no intention of changing al this. It would make things way, way too complex for my liking. So I stayed away in the distance and watched Jessie Brennan get buried, making sure nobody could see me or recgnoise me.

A awful lot had happened to Jessie Brennan since the last time I had seen him alive. Back then Jessie had been a beggaring, useless, drunken trump living on the streetsd. His only friend been the bottle. Now at the time of his death he had somehow become of the richest men in the world. Back then during the last time I saw him, Jessie had played a very very major part in my life. He had saved my life and made me want to live when it looked like I would die and would want to die. I owed Jessie my life and told him so.

I told him I was forever in his debt and asked was there I could do for him. Jessie was proud and stubborn. He asked for one thing.

Just one thing.

He asked for me to come to his funeral when he died. 25 years later. I heard of his death and I remembered the promise I made him all those years before. So I returned to visit him at his funeral.

The funeral was over very, very, very quickly and everybody had started drifting slowly away. I know I should have left too but I didn’t. I held back for a few more seconds. One person out of the very suspect crowd of mourners had stood still and held back when the rest went back to Brennan’s Mansion to listen to the reading of the will. I was 100% sure I knew that person that had had held bak and followed the rest. He looked a awful lot like one of my p;d friends back from many, many years before when I used to live on Earth, before I moved to Mars and then to Callisto. It took me a few minutes to work out who it was. My memory never was that excellent but eventually I worked out who it was. It was my old buddy Ross Barnes.

Ross and me used to be good buddies from a long, long time before. It had being about 23 years since the last time I had seen him. The last time being at my fake funeral. He hadn’t changed very much in all this time. Of course over time like I had he had grown a bit more waist-wide (then again don’t we all reach middle age), and now also spronted a 2 foot – curly black beard. I wanted to walk down and shout to him ‘Howdy Rossman’ just to study his reaction of his face. As much as I wanted to, I couldn’t and also I wouldn’t. I stopped myself. If I went down there, it would bring up too many awkard questions of which I certainly had no want to answer in a hurry.

Night-time was creeping into the blue sky more and more by each second and minute. It was rapidly becoming increasingly harder and harder t see what Ross was doing standing still in the graveyard. He was obviously looking for something, that I could be sure off. Something was clearly bugging him. I couldn’t blame him. Something was wrong. There was something really evil and nasty about this place.

I did not like it atall.

He must have been reading my thoughts. For I heard him say ‘Sack this. I’ve had enough. Its getting late and I’m getting tired. If there’s anything wrong here. I can’t see it at the moment. If there is anything out there. It’ll have to hold until the morning. I’m not holding on. I’m going back to the mansion. I’ll be lucky if I won’t miss most of the will being read out’ So he left leaving me alone in the graveyard. I should have gone and starting heading back to my space shuttle ‘Hondo’.

However, I didn’t go.

I couldn’t go.

Something was really wrong.

Soon enough I wouldn’t want to start to wish I hadn’t stuck around.

A few hours slowly dragged on-wards and by the time nothing had happened. By this time I’d enough and was about to leave when it began. At first I thought I was imagining things but it dawned on me it wasn’t imaging things.

It was for real.

It was no dream.

There was no laughter coming from under the ground.

I should have gone and gone back to Hondo then and then but I couldn’t move a inch. I would have become even terror stricken if possible seen with what I was shortly about to see.

Moaning started coming from Jessie’s tomb.

It was horrible.

It was terrible.

It was frightening.

There was moaning in frightly believebale pain coming from undere the ground.

I was so scared when I heard this I had almost lost control of my bodily functions.

I felt my heart start racing backwards and forwards.

Up and down.

Sidewards left north, then south and east then a hand come from under from the ground then the other hand and a knee, then the other and a foot.

It was Jessie.

I wanted to run towards him, but my legs wouldn’t let me.

I couldn’t understand why but I noticed Jessie stood still for a while, standing motionlessly still. From the shadows eventually came two things. For a few seconds I thought they were human, then I saw two huge bat wings on either side of their back and pointed greyish bat-like features that covered both of their faces.

I didn’t like the look of this in the slightest.

Both of these creatures began to speak in a strange, deep, growling sort of language to each other. I knew straight away I had never heard this language spoke before and probably would never hear it again. One of them said something to Jessie and Jessie staggered over them.

Puzzlement creeeped into my mind as I watched Jessie stagger slowlty but surely towards the two creatures. I didn’t like the look of what was going on atall in the very slightest. I only wished I could understand what they were about to do to Jessie, then I learnt why.

Jessie stood still when he reached two or three metres away from the two creatures. One of the two half half human, half bat creatures produced from nowhere a Jam Jar which was empty and minus its head lid which was held in the creatures other hand. The creature that held the empty jam-jar snapped something suddenly at the other creature. This other creature nodded its head in agreement. It’s right hand flicked up which was suddenly full of claws and ripped Jessie’s body in half. Not horizinally but sidewards.

Millions of worms jumped of Jessie’s cut in half body onto the ground. I realised Jessie must have dead all along. All those worms must have crawled inside his body after he died and controlling his muscles brought up onto the ground. I saw the creature had been holding the Jam Jar grab something firmly inside the Jam Jar and slam it tightly shut whatever it grabbed certainly was a real scrapper. It was really trying to escape out of the Jam Jar. At one point it looked liked it could do at as well. The creature that held the Jam Jar snapped ‘Silence! And stop wriggling. Otherwise I will destroy you now the spot’.



Wednesday, 16 February 2022

New Poetry Publication

 












I've had two new poems 'Falling from View' and 'Things had changed for good' appear in this excellent NHS Charity book arranged by the wonderful Sam Rapp.

I really enjoyed reading this book and will be reading from this over the next few weeks out and around. I believe the book is out  on Amazon soon. Thanks Sam. 


Monday, 7 February 2022

4 x Memories at the edge of Darkness (New Poetry Sequence)

 












1)

Lost in the darkness

the dull on your campfire doesn’t pick up the bull

on the other side of the field

until it starts attacking your tent.


2)

After the sun finally sinks

the apples on the trees carry an afterglow

almost like they are trying to give you

an extra chance to run away.


3)


Filling your windowsill

the darkness covers your living room

as the light slips out of your grasp

and everything that made you happy.


4)


We wait out a rainstorm

underneath an old oak tree

embracing each other in the darkness

hoping we would go home soon. 

Sunday, 6 February 2022

Birth of the Author (How to finish a novel after forty years after numerous attempts Part 4)


 








The Return of the Author which followed after my initial run of stories as the Author was far from great, but the planning that went into for a 18 year old was quite a bit and I did say if I had gone to a proper creative writing glass or if the world was like it was back then, I don’t dare say it could well have being a very different draft of a novel than it turned out.


It’s hard to imagine a world without the internet or laptop / pc / macs and whatever nowadays but when I first started this attempted book – I was on a Y.T.S Scheme – Youth Training Scheme for those who like to research things better on Computers and all we used was BBC Basic Computers which were far from okay for typing up long novels, so my first version of the Return of the Author was hand wrote, all twenty thousand words of it on now very yellow ish paper.

I would often call in in the local library after finishing from the Youth Training Scheme I was at and to put it frankly was having a horrible time at completely isolated and only really coming alive when I was writing. In the world nowadays, I don’t dare say I would have gone to university at 19, and studied writing them instead of going at 28 which was what I did but I look back at those papers, an extract of which I will share next time of I simply wasn’t ready not with what was going on in my life. I simply needed the space to grow into the book and everything.

I met a young lady, who for the sake of this post I’ll call Tammy at a party when I was at this age who I think was around the same age as me who loved this original draft, and I full well remember stopping me trying to kill myself when I was 19 and in a terrible state who stopped me from trying to jump down twenty flights of stairs in the middle of a party in a flat telling me point blank ‘What would your character say if he saw you like this?’

‘He would tell me to hurry up and get on with it’ I remember answering.

‘No he wouldn’t’ She said to me ‘He would tell you to finish this book’

She was right of course. I didn’t realise it as I binned the original manscript only for her to pull it back out at the time but it took me three years to realise that by which point I was resitting my English Language GCSEthen English Literature, then eventually university where I did a joint degree in Creative Writing / Theatre Studies by which point I was aware of computers and the internet and managed to move my writing on slowly to the point where I am at now.

I have no idea where Tammy is now but I owe her one for this forthcoming book and making me look back at those months in my local library nowadays after college until 7.45pm two days every week scribbling all kinds of ideas. I am still not sure even now, if I would have carried on with it if it wasn’t for that now, even after I started properly writing poetry when I hit 30

and I like to think I was ready for starting this novel properly.

Of course this was far from the case.


Friday, 4 February 2022

Speak Easy thanks you for last night and details of next bookings

 











Thank you to everybody who attend Speak Easy (Our Spoken Word Open Mic Night) from last night at Dulicmer, Chorlton.

Ran by Mike Booth, Andy N and Amanda Nicholson.


Readers last night were: 

1) Andy N

2) Michael John Holme

3) Jay Mitra

4) Ben Willokmmens

5) Eve Nortley

6) April Manderson

7) Keith

8) Rebecca Kenny

9) Chris Moore

10) Darren Lee Grime

11) Quigley CB

12) Gordon Zola

13) Mike Booth

14) Regi

15) Isabelle Byrne

16) David Bond

17) Zara

18) Leonie

19) Amanda Nicholson

20) Anna Percy

21) Amy Langley

22) Sean McGlynn

23) Andy R

24) Steve Mingle

25) Steve t

Lots in the audience too which took the number attending over 40 so a great name of a wide range in styles etc.

Excellent fun, bookings start for our March show on Thursday 03 March 2022 by emailing me at aen1mpo@yahoo.co.uk or sending me a facebook message at https://www.facebook.com/andynpoet from Sunday 06 Feb 22 from midday. 

Pictures to follow shortly at https://www.facebook.com/speakeasymanchester

Speak Easy is also now on instragram and would love friends there https://www.instagram.com/speakeasypoetryspokenword/

And Twitter https://twitter.com/speakspokenword